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Twittered Out Day 6

*sigh* Since I can’t tweet, here is Lindsay Lohan’s new song, Stuck. It is nice!!!! It sounds a bit like Bossy which was a great club track.

Lyrics:-

I wasn’t looking but I found you
I wasn’t ready but you got me anyway
I wasn’t looking but I had to
And now it seems like I can’t never look away

I’m going…down down down
I am not myself when you are around
Round round
Not matter what I do
It’s too fast, too slow
This won’t last but I should go
But I can’t help it
I can’t, I am…

Stuck stuck stuck
I can try to run
But I am out of luck, luck, luck
It doesn’t matter where I go, I feel stuck,
Sticky fingers, sticky hands, sticky…
I am stuck stuck stuck
And I ain’t going I’m stuck

I didn’t listen but I heard you
I wasn’t there and yet you swept me off my feet
And there is no one I can turn to
Yeah I can run but you have got me on repeat,

I am not okay, kay, kay
Once again my heart got in the way, way, way
Not matter what I do
It’s too wrong, too right
Tried to reason, tried to fight
But I can’t help it
I can’t, I am…

Stuck stuck stuck
I can try to run
But I am out of luck, luck, luck
It doesn’t matter where I go, I feel stuck,
Sticky fingers, sticky hands, sticky…
I am stuck stuck stuck

I’m still stuck
Stuck stuck
I can try to run
But I am out of luck, luck, luck
It doesn’t matter where I go
I’m still stuck
I can try to run
But I am out of luck, luck, luck
Stuck stuck
I’m stuck stuck

I can’t, I am…

Stuck stuck stuck
I can try to run
But I am not unlocked, locked, locked
It doesn’t matter where I go, I feel stuck,
Sticky fingers, sticky hands, sticky…
I am stuck stuck stuck
And I ain’t going I’m stuck

And of course everything has to happen while I’m OFF twitter. EVERYTHING = Lindsay and Samantha = Public Displays of Affection. AAH! Do you know how long we’ve been waiting for this moment?! It’s been a long time coming…

Not only that, Mariah Carey apparently tweeted she got a Pink Porsche from Nick Cannon for her birthday…

Earth Hour 2010 – The Big Picture features Malaysia or the Petronas Twin Towers twice. Nice.

ARGH!

Last night I was reading Anne Rice’s Christ is Lord: Out of Egypt. It is interesting to read. Anne Rice weaves an innocent Jesus Christ who is protected by his family and who really does not know his foretold destiny until a little later. I just got to the part where he sees angels. It is cool that he gets these revelations. I am roughly mid-way through. Hopefully I can finish it by Easter.

I’m still try very hard to stay AWAY from Twitter. ;) It is tough. Some times I forget it exists. Other times, I have my mouse hovering over the bookmark. Tough stuff.

Alright… stuck, stuck, stuck… :)

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LINDSAY LOHAN ON THE COVER OF ELLE UK (SEPTEMBER 2009)

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She looks so pretty in these shots! The article accompanying these photos by Rankin is also great. Pretty positive throughout and although Lindsay seems like a mad woman, I don’t blame her since there’s so many things she’s got going all at the same time. I’m surprised she can still look flawless doing it all. Ahh, I love her!!!

This September issue of ELLE Magazine is on sale August 5th 2009.

You can read more and see other pictures from the shoot at:-

- Lindsay Lohan sparkles in photoshoot where thieves stole £24,000 of gems (Daily Mail)
- Lindsay Lohan AND Pamela Anderson in sexy shoots for Elle magazine – see the pics (Mirror)
- Lindsay Gets Sexy for the September Issue of Elle! (x17online)
- Lindsay Lohan for ELLE UK, September 2009 (Fever of Fate)
- SPREAD UM: LINDSAY LOHAN IN ELLE UK SEPTEMBER 2009 (Fashion Indie)
- Behind the Scenes at the Lindsay Lohan ‘Missing Jewels’ Shoot (People)
- Lindsay Lohan doesn’t come out looking too good in “Elle UK” (After Ellen)
- Elle UK September 2009 : Lindsay Lohan by Rankin (The Fashion Spot Forums)

Watch the Behind-the-Scenes from Elle UK

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Lindsay Lohan is not selling cars. Were we had?!

Ok so I need to be more up to speed with my blogging but Lindsay Lohan’s white maserati has been put up for auction on ebay!

Just so you know, I noticed this maserati was loaned to her some time in mid-March 2009. Since then it has featured prominently in paparazzi photos, of her getting in and out of the maserati, etc etc.

Loaned to her by Dennis DeSantis, it was rumoured that he had also asked her to promote “Neurogasm“, an energy drinks range with funky names and coincidentally, a lot of celebrities drink it.

Anyway, the point of this post was to point out that the white Maserati was loaned to her during the most tumultuous time for her… yes, during her very public break-up with Samantha Ronson… I remember reading about the car and thinking, “hey, how weird… why would someone loan her a car?”

Now I can piece it together and say… the car was part of the ‘promotion’ or ‘endorsements’ during her crazy break-up… Remember the Funny or Die video and my take on iteHarmony (& their gay dating site launch), Neurogasm, Sevin Nyne, etc etc. So this makes me wonder, was the break-up even real? And with much reflection, it was so close to April Fools’ too. Were we had?

I was also wondering what benefit the car owner had in loaning the car since she did get into a number of accidents and that couldn’t have cost little to repair. At the time, it was thought that it was payment for walking around carrying Neurogasm but I remember thinking at the time, “what? so she gets a car ride for awhile?” I was also wondering when the ride would end. Well now we know and what great marketing, don’t you think? I mean the car got major coverage over the last few months and now it’s listed on eBay with her name attached to it and the car company gets recognition too. Not only that, this has been reported all over the blogosphere. And isn’t it amazing that even with Lilo laying low (Wow, that rhymes!) she’s still making the news. She really ‘doesn’t lose her Google hits’. I mean the rumours of the day, besides the sale of the maserati, is that Lindsay Lohan is in talks to become a creative consultant for French fashion house Emanuel Ungaro – but the attached drama is of course, that this move has angered the brand’s top designer. I like her style! Seriously, girl is drama. Who needs television?

Anyway, interestingly enough, ‘Lilo laying low’ is quite the statement of the day… she hasn’t been spotted in days. She’s should be turning up on paparazzi radar soon! And she has! Lindsay Leaves Paris to Meet with Sam in London! Did you notice that she’s sporting the same styled jacket and a hat as what Samantha Ronson’s been wearing the last few days in London?

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Is Lindsay Lohan at Paddington Station?! AAAAHHH!! That was the station I stopped at when I was in London!!! I lived literally 10 minutes away. I’m going to faint.

She’s due to be in London on June 3 2009 for the “Elite Parties & Mace PR exclusively present Lindsay Lohan’s Official UK Party Part 1” and another appearance for “Sevin Nyne Launch Party Hosted by Lindsay Lohan“.

Can I say too that during all this craziness, Samantha Ronson’s got just as much publicity and even more. I have a feeling Twitter is part of the promotion too. I bet with all my heart that Twitter got Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson on board. I mean, it was so close to the time when Ashton Kutcher challenged CNN to see who could break the 1 million followers mark and Oprah’s Twitter debut!

Take a look at some of the headlines from their break-up:-

- Lindsay Accuses saMAN of Doing Drugs and Cheating!
- Lindsay Lohan launches a Twitter tirade at Sam Ronson
- Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson break up via Twitter

And the thing is, no one would think that any of this is a publicity stunt because… Lindsay Lohan is known for her drama!

First of all, a week or two before the break-up, Samantha Ronson signed up for Twitter (and was on a new aluminium Macbook, I think she mentioned it or something which incidentally Lindsay Lohan was seen carrying a Macbook just before the break-up) but she wasn’t on Twitter like crazy until she broke up with Lindsay Lohan. Then she was on it 24/7 literally. :P Clearly pining for her love and with nothing to do on her hands, she went online constantly.

But that’s not really the point. The point was during this time, Lindsay Lohan’s Twitter account was private whereas Samantha Ronson’s was public which meant that during their ‘drama’, since people couldn’t follow Lindsay Lohan’s crazy twitters (she left some weird messages in her Twitter and this was splashed all over the tabloids), the next best thing was Samantha’s. As we speak, Samantha Ronson is touching 400,000 followers!

Not only that, during this time, Samantha Ronson updated her MySpace and got herself an official website. And interestingly, she got to perform some of her ‘new songs from her upcoming album‘ at some club in Chicago.

In my opinion, a lot of the love people have for Samantha Ronson is because of Lindsay Lohan’s open affection towards her. It’s like, “Wow, if Lindsay loves her, she must be something…” :) Well people started taking more note of her anyway. True she is from a famous family but still… some of the Lindsay Lohan hype helped. Let’s be honest.

So in a way, Lindsay Lohan’s ‘helped’ Samantha Ronson build up her ’street cred’ if we can put it that way. And not only that, we’ve grown accustomed to Samantha’s cool style over the past year and it seems she may be coming up with her own clothing line… you can take a look at this twitter and twitpic too.

OK! I should stop my conspiracy theories now… But I hope I make some sense… I am so amazed at the PR and everything! WHEE! I’m in for the ride! I’m sure there were more things I wanted to say but after seeing new pictures of Lindsay Lohan, I’m on a high!

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Lindsay Lohan and the Louis Vuitton Endorsement?

I love Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson. As should be known all over the world now, they broke up some time in April (I wrote a post about her eHarmony parody) but recently have been seen spending time together but not in public. We see Lindsay walking in and out of Samantha’s house and stuff like that.

Anyway, I am starting to sense some product placements going on…

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The photos aren’t in chronological order and there’s more of course… the point is … look at how many times LV pops up! I mean… really now… you can investigate further at x17online.com, a site that seems to have a lot of Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson ‘exclusives’ too. Not that that’s a bad thing. I was just looking at their top stories and ‘most commented’ posts and they are all Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson related. I mean if you have good rapport with a celebrity you’re bound to get the good stuff.

Isn’t that interesting?! :) YEAY to my favourite couple! And people do want to know and read more… which shows how much interest the public have in them first of all. She really ‘never loses her Google hits” << quote from her funnyordie video. And it's true 'cos Lindsay Lohan was the top searched gay according to Advocate.com.

I had wanted to talk about my previous post on the funnyordie video – the only thing I can recall now is this interesting trivia for you – eHarmony launched a gay dating site called “Compatible Partners“. But do you know when they launched it? April 1st, 2009. About a few days before Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson’s ’split’ and the release of the funnyordie video. I guess in my momentum, they had to build momentum so create this big story of a break-up so people would be curious and I do believe the funnyordie video made headline news all over the world. I remember logging into to Yahoo! News and it was top stories on the Entertainment page.

Do you think I’m reaching with my theories? That the break-up wasn’t really break-up? That everything is all about product placement and endorsement deals?

Which makes me wonder a lot about celebrity land. Do we really know what is going on?! Do we?! I think we’re being manipulated without even knowing it! Which is cool ‘cos you have to applaud the people who do this and make it all convincing! I think this is what makes it so intriguing! I love this industry! I don’t mind it though and I’m not calling them out and wanting them to stop any of this! Carry on this madness!

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My life in 4 squares

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I found this many moons ago and I remember thinking how this really describes my life in a nutshell. It’s kind of … sad.

I had intended to sleep at a decent hour last night but ended up sleeping at the crack of dawn. I had some spurt of inspiration at 2am in the morning which kind of sucks ‘cos that happened twice this week.

The good news of course is that I was elated and on cloud nine for most of yesterday because aside from getting decent sleep the night before, Lindsay Lohan’s FoD eHarmony dating spoof ad really did make grand waves on the internet. So far 2,372,537 views and it’s been on the internet less than 3 days.

Anyway, let’s hope my inspiration does not go to waste and I actually find some way to tell people about it. :)

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I think we’ve been had. No less by Lindsay Lohan.

So I wasn’t going to comment on the drama that is Lindsay Lohan but I can’t help it. I need to say something! Just ‘cos I know Lindsay will give me some “google hits” – nah, kidding. :P

I am quite embarrassed to admit that I have been crazily following Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson since they ‘broke up’ last week.

A lot of it is hard to believe because we’re talking Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson. They practically declared their love from mountain tops! Or Lindsay did anyway and it made us all envious of Samantha.

It’s been a surreal experience if you’ve followed the Lindsay and Samantha saga from the start. I have.

To cut a long story short, a lot of it is conflicting, confusing and fishy.

Why were family members involved? Why a restraining order? Why were friends publicly siding with Samantha? Why were family members hanging around in town for so long? Does this mean Lindsay will go off the rocks again? Why does Samantha seem nonchalant about the break up? Did Samantha cheat on Lindsay? How did they fall out of love? Did they fall out of love? Why did the seemingly perfect pair break up?!

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After gaining sympathy votes from her exclusive Us Weekly interview and staying on the down low, she re-emerges online and starts to respond to some of Samantha’s Twitters and decides to send a kiss out to Samantha on Facebook. Had they patched up? What’s going on?

Then the bomb drops and Lindsay Lohan releases a “Funny or Die” video. We didn’t see this coming!

And this is why I believe we’ve been had. Could it be that this was planned in advance to create hype for Lindsay Lohan?

When all hell broke loose, Lindsay Lohan was staying at Chateau Marmont. So were the Ronsons and supposedly Samantha. Apparently, Lindsay Lohan was there at Chateau Marmont for her Sevin Nyne promotions.

I thought this FoD video was superb. It’s nice to see a celebrity not take themselves too seriously and maybe she will get back into everyone’s good books and graces because of this video.

Everybody takes her problems so seriously. I should know. I subjected myself to 500+ pages worth of discussion, speculation, name calling and accusations… and all from Lindsay fans… and all over the past week alone. Her fans need rehab more than she does for sure.

Although she constantly reassures everyone that she’s on her way to recovery and is healing, people are still skeptical. I, however, have much faith in her.

Is it by coincidence that the video is released on the eve of her self-tanning spray launch on Sephora.com? I don’t think so. I mean, Lindsay will be everywhere by the 15th. People will be talking about her non-stop.

Not only that #612679 – is that not major pimping for her brands or what? 6126 is her legging line and 79 (or sevin nyne) her self-tanning spray.

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Major product placements too in this minute and a half video -

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Neurogasm (and it looks like I wasn’t the only one who noticed – she was holding a bottle of Neuro Bliss and Neurogasm on two paparazzi occasions in the past week alone)

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eHarmony

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Sevin Nyne

and

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Us Weekly.

Product mentions for Cadillac Escalade, Google and Marlboro Miles. Let’s not forget Funny or Die, Chateau Marmont, E News, People Magazine and Charlotte Ronson’s “I Heart RonsonJC Penney Line.

I don’t buy what the director, Eric Appel (by the way he gets major credit for this video too) tells Us Weekly that this Funny or Die viral video is off the cuff and improvised. The more I think about it, the more I am convinced that this marketing at its best.

Do you know what this proves though? That even though we sift through pages and pages and pages of tabloids, paparazzi photos, listen to speculation, follow our celebrities on social networking sites and just hang on and over-analyse everything that happens, we really have no clue. NO CLUE. I mean who saw this Funny or Die video coming?!

What has made this whole saga most heartwarming is that Lindsay continues to declare her love for Samantha. In her Us Weekly interview she does not blame Samantha. When paparazzi trail her and ask her about Samantha she still says she will always love Samantha. I mean, this girl’s devotion is just… admirable to say the least. It really is. Maybe she owes Samantha so much for allowing her (Lindsay) to take advantage of their relationship at Samantha’s expense.

So is the break for real? Who knows!? We’ll have to wait and see.

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Get Lindsay Lohan’s Orangey Brown tan!

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Lindsay Lohan will be launching a spray tan line with an early web launch at Sephora.com on April 15, 2009 and exclusively at Sephora stores May 1 2009 onwards.

I think it’ll sell well. I know a lot of people are envious of Lindsay Lohan. Even though there have been times she was just a tad too orange.

Wow, her spray tan line is going to use goji berry extract… I think ‘cos it’s an orange colour – I’m surprised she didn’t think of using carrots or pumpkin extracts or something… very in with the anti-oxidant trend. Wolf berry or goji berry is supposed to be healthy and anti-cancer in the western world. Chinese people drink it in their soups a lot of the time. You can even eat them like raisins.

Other ingredients include caramel, chardonnay extracts and a sugar-coconut base. Yummy!

Anyway, Lindsay’s spray is relatively cheap for Americans – $35… not too pricey. I think all these tans and stuff are suited for western skin. Imagine if I tanned myself! What with my Asian chinese yellowy skin.

Lindsay Lohan looks positively smoking in these photos! I mean they give off a totally different vibe from her almost nude Hedi Slimane photoshoot.

I kind of like the name of the spray tan line too – Seven Nyne. So funky. Just like her 6126 leggings! Her play on numbers is just fantastic! I wonder what they all mean.

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Check out more at:-

- EXCLUSIVE FIRST LOOK: Lindsay Lohan’s Spray Tan Campaign

- Lindsay Lohan Launches Self-tanner Called Sevin Nyne

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Lindsay Lohan is Stylishly Almost Nude!

Black and White photography arrests my attention a lot of the time. Something about the shadows and the shades of gray that just beg for a second, third or fourth glance. Too bad I can’t say the same for film noir… and why not? That is the question…

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There is something about Lindsay Lohan that is attractive and alluring. These photos by Hedi Slimane accentuate her best parts. I’ve only stared at this set for a week, loving how the focus is on one item – like her jewellery (Cartier bracelet) or her “Bella Vita” tattoo or her ’star’ tattoo or her mole on her upper lip. The simplicity of these shots are breathtaking.

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I love it that she’s topless too… not in a “let’s bare all” way like her Marilyn Monroe photo shoot but in an artistic way. Although her hair was a bit unruly, it was probably the intention of the photographer. I love how the light catches the different shades of her hair even. Just fantastic.

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It might seem like there was a nipple slip in one of the shots, I personally thought that such a thing could not have happened and maybe she has a wart on her breast that we were unaware of but it seems to be Hedi’s ‘thang’ to reveal one nipple. If you look at his other clients / subjects, you will see that is the case… see how he has a minimalistic approach that begs for you to focus on that one thing?

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To view the rest of this glorious set, head on over to:-

- Hedi Slimane’s Fashion Diary
- Lindsay Lohan Topless Pictures are a Little on the Skinny Side
- Lindsay Lohan by Hedi Slimane

In some of these shots her physique almost seems masculine what with her ‘pelvic v’. Although I would like to see more flesh on her, she still looks gorgeous nonetheless!

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